Bedtime. We were trying to encourage Jack to not drink all of his “nighttime” water at once. Nevertheless, slurp, slurp. slurp. “Jack… save some for later!”

“But, it’s like meth!” he pleaded.

Like meth. Bwaaaahahaaa!

There are billboards around which scared Jack that show a woman’s portrait before and after meth addiction. The “after” shot is pretty bad. Eventually the kids asked why people would put up a billboard like that, so we’d explained that meth, like some other drugs, can make people really want more once they have some.

Apparently, like water.