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Lose 10 pounds...

· posted in I Crack Me Up

I drove by a local fitness chain and they had a sign out front: "$59.99 - Lose 10 pounds in 30 days!" Sure, if you pay in nickels.

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  1. Ken Martin ·

    Actually, if you paid $60 in nickels, you lose about 13.6 pounds.