Ken Martin's Blog

“Get this, and get it straight: Crime is a sucker’s road and those who travel it wind up in the gutter, the prison, or the grave. There’s no other end… but they never learn.”

Joke

· posted in General

Q: How many people with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: HEY! Let’s ride bikes!!!

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  1. jeepish ·

    Q: Have you heard of the new pirate movie coming out?

    A: It's rated ARRRRRRRRRR!

  2. Your Eldest Son ·

    Q: What did the bald man say when he recieves a comb? A: "I'll never part with it."

  3. ScottyJ ·

    UUUUUUSSSSSSSUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!! of course I'm referring to Your Eldest Son.

  4. Ken Martin ·

    Uh oh, Kenny. Looks like thou hast been busted.