… because I have hardly said anything about it up until now. Okay, this is pretty big news for me. I’m working on a semi-sci-fi podcast for my blog! The podcast is “The Adventures of GalactiGuy.” But there is one problem… well, actually several problems. The first problem is that me and my friends haven’t finished the recording of the show yet. The second problem is that I need music that I can play behind the narrator’s lines, but I’m a little light in the pocketbook :<). If you happen to know about a website where I can get free sci-fi music (royalty-free, please), please comment and tell me. I want to get my show out ASAP, but I’ll need music to do it. Thanks.
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Saturday, March 7th, 2009GalactiGuy Question
Monday, June 9th, 2008Hey you! Come ‘ere. I was just wondering what your preferable length for GalactiGuy episodes are (e.g. #3). I mean, every time I post a GalactiGuy, the most recent one is the longest, the second most recent is the second longest, third is the third longest, and so on. I’d like you to, please, quick look at the GalactiGuy posts I have done by clicking “GalactiGuy” under “Categories.” Please tell me which length works best for you. Thanks.
GalactiGuy #8
Monday, May 12th, 2008… suddenly a small green light appears on the device, and a voice, deep and alieny, comes through the speaker,
“Welcome, GalactiGuy.” the voice says. GalactiGuy jumps back.
“Hold down the blue button to communicate to me. I’m in the other room, communicating to you with the device on the table,” the voice continues.
GalactiGuy steps toward the device, and holds down the blue button. “Um… hi.”
“Hello, my name is Rimbulik. I am a male of my kind. What brings you here and what is your name.” the voice says. Our hero now knows Rimbulik is Captor.
He presses the button again, “Before I answer you, can I call you Rumplestiltskin?”
“If it’s easier, though I don’t see why,” Rimbulik chuckles.
“Thanks. Ok, my name is GalactiGuy, and I’m here to explore.”
“I see. By the way, thank you for saving me Raxume, he’s fierce and one of the first who changed,” says Rumplestiltskin.
“Ah, don’t mention it,” says GalactiGuy, realizing that Challenger is Raxume. GalactiGuy asks, “What do you mean by changed?”
“Well, some of my friends, and many I don’t know personally have… well… become harsh, more and more violent as each day passes. I don’t know why it’s happened. Tell me, what did you do to those ruffians?”
“I… well… sort of made them stay still. They’ll be that way for an hour at least.” GalactiGuy says.
“Well, I’ve got to warn you,” Rumplestiltskin starts, “You must be more wary. Some elsewhere would have killed you by the time you set foot on their ground. Where do you come from? You’ve got no hair save that on your head, and you’ve got no horns or claws like some have.”
“I’m from the Earth. I’m an earthling. From the planet with blue and green,” GalactiGuy explains.
“Ah. You are fortunate,” Rumplestiltskin sounded happy. “Do you have a helper; someone who comes with you to explore?”
“No, but I have a friend back on Earth who makes my equipment for me,” GalactiGuy replies.
“Well, if you wish, I have met someone who is much like you and would make a perfect partner,” the alien replies. “Would you like that?”
“Sure, I guess,” says GalactiGuy. “Is he nice?”
“Oh, yes. He is very enjoyable to be around,” replies Rumplestiltskin. “I’ll contact him and tell you more later. Feel free to listen to the radio.”
The green light turns off, and, figuring “Rumplestiltskin” is off the line, he tunes the radio to “Saturn Sings.” After a while, the green light glows again and Rumplestiltskin’s voice is heard over the speaker,
“GalactiGuy, I talked him, and he’d love to be your partner. Where should I tell him to meet you? Where do you live?” GalactiGuy hesitates. What if Rumplestiltskin is evil? Rumplestiltskin notices GalactiGuy’s hesitation, and says,
“You have my word I will not tell any but him without your consent.” GalactiGuy still hesitates, but now remembers that Rumplestiltskin has saved him, so says, “Busyton.”
“Thank you,” replies Rumplestiltskin. “Just a moment.” A minute later, the alien’s voice comes in,
“Ok, GalactiGuy,…” But Rumplestiltskin never finishes that statement, because the roof high above vibrates slightly; thumping is heard high above. Aliens! Rouge they sound like to GalactiGuy’s ear; faint growling can be heard.
“GalactiGuy! I’m sending you a package of the devices on the table, but smaller, to your ship,” Rumplestiltskin says quickly. “Your partner is a bit odd, so I think you’ll find him where you’d least expect him. That’s all. Follow me!”
The green light disappears, and Rumplestiltskin gallops from the small room he was in. He darts from the huge chamber and out the door-like opening. GalactiGuy inflates his TZG boots and follows him. GalactiGuy follows Rumplestiltskin to an opening in the tunnel wall. They enter it, Rumplestiltskin presses a huge button, and they shoot up through a vertical tunnel our hero hadn’t noticed. It’s like an elevator, only super fast, thinks GalactiGuy. The alien roars get louder, then louder, then louder yet, then softer, then softer, then silent.
The elevator-like thing slows and stops. Rumplestiltskin gallops out of a similar opening, only this time it opens into a large room with giant doors on either end. Straight in front of them is a great window-like opening, and the alien speeds to it with GalactiGuy behind. From the window-ish opening GalactiGuy realizes that they are many stories up.
GalactiGuy notices the aliens that he passed to get to his ship are gone, and so are the ones near the miles-long crack, but the ones he “froze” high in the air are still there, and so is Raxume. Captor motions out the window. GalactiGuy is unsure of what to do, but looks and sees a small jet engine flying through the sky, carrying a box. Those machines that let me talk to him, thinks GalactiGuy. The huge hand of Rumplestiltskin then points to our hero’s ship. GalactiGuy thinks he understands, and he himself motions himself bouncing to the L.P.. Rumplestiltskin nods. GalactiGuy extra-inflates his boots and leaps out the window. The air whistles around him as he descends. Our hero hits the ground hard. Then he shoots into the air. Before he knows, GalactiGuy is over the hole, without the bridge he had used last time. By the time GalactiGuy gets to his ship, the box and jet engine have connected to the bottom of his ship. GalactiGuy looks back to see Rumplestiltskin waving to him. GalactiGuy waves back, then deflates his boots, jumps into the L.P., and shoots into the sky, and out of Ganymede. To be continued…
GalactiGuy #7
Wednesday, March 19th, 2008As you remember, our hero GalactiGuy has landed on Ganymede. As he looked around he ended up in the middle of an alien massacre, which lead to saving Captor, stopping a horde of vicious monsters, being brought to a mountain, watching rocks move up and away up the mountain, and ended with being motioned through the cave-like opening fifteen feet high. GalactiGuy carefully inches into the inky blackness of the mountain, while Captor keeps its arm raised halfway up the opening. When our hero passes through the gap, Captor carefully enters while keeping its arm positioned at the same general area. Once through, it pulls its arm down and slightly inward, and the boulders moves down at the same speed as the arm (they wouldn’t move if keeping its arm in the hole, didn’t move its arm.) Captor lowers its arm until it is as low as GalactiGuy, then it pulls its arm out of the hole and the rocks fall down to their original places on the ground. The inside is black and strange. Our hero reaches and touches his left shoulder, turning on a LED light (some LED lights have a faint bluish tinge, that’s the type in this story but slightly, ever slightly, bluer). The lights’ placement in GalactiGuy’s space helmet creates a bluish glow on the helmet, with which GalactiGuy uses to shed the bluish light around the interior of the mountain about fifteen feet where it is replaced with inky blackness. Our hero looks around, and sees Captor motioning for him to follow. GalactiGuy, still clutching his D-Blaster, inflates his TZG boots and follows the quietly galloping alien. They go down a gradually sloping tunnel, around turns, up and then down again for miles and miles. Down they go for an hour or so, then taking a left turn they pass a silver pool that go for a long way. A brief shadow passes under the liquid. GalactiGuy starts, and more quickly follows Captor through an opening. They travel a few more minutes; then, after going down a long, steep, rocky corridor, they take a right turn, travel a 50-yard passageway and enter into a huge , tall, cave-like room.Captor leads GalactiGuy to a Captor-size rock table. GalactiGuy bounces up, and sees a small device on the table. At the other side of the room, Captor motions for GalactiGuy to stay, and enters a huge passage to another room. GalactiGuy deflates his boots and waits. Then, suddenly…To be continued…
GalactiGuy #6
Friday, January 25th, 2008Before you read this, I forgot to make it clear that as GalactiGuy was carried of by Captor I said he didn’t know that he was carried off from possible doom. When I said he was unknowingly carried off, I was trying to connect two pieces of story. He knew because he saw the scene behind them long enough to realize what was happening. Sorry about the confusion. Now back to the regularly planned story. When we last left GalactiGuy, he had landed on the other side of the dark, capacious and long gap. He then saw Captor fighting for life against Challenger. We join our hero now as he raises his D-Blaster, aims, and fires. Challenger falls to the hard, rocky surface of Ganymede. Then GalactiGuy hears a noise behind him. He looks and sees the other aliens galloping toward him. As they stomp their way toward him, they throw dust and chunks of rock behind them like… ”A car commercial?” asks GalactiGuy. Well… exactly like a car commercial! One alien heaves a enormous boulder at our hero. Captor leaps, catches the rock, and throws it back at the beast, who bats it aside before it reaches it. Then our hero hatches another plan. He changes the mode on his D-Blaster, bounces up onto Captor’s head and bounces up into the air high over the groups’ heads and fires at the outermost aliens in the group. Those aliens freeze (stand still) and stick out one foot backwards. Why’d our hero do that. To entrap the inner aliens with the outermost aliens long enough to have a good aim at the others.As GalactiGuy falls from his vantage point he fires at all the other aliens, freezing them. GalactiGuy lands and bounces to a halt. Captor leaps forward to GalactiGuy, and makes a motion to follow him to the mountain. Captor gallops toward the mountain, and our hero bounces after him. * * * * We reach the mountain, GalactiGuy deactivates his TZG boots and sees that this mountain shoots up to the sky (Note: No clouds on Ganymede, I’m guessing) and that though this mountain is big for GalactiGuy, it is the equivalent of a skyscraper for Captor, since Captor and is fifteen times bigger than our hero. Captor stands up from his galloping pose and walks over to an opening large enough for GalactiGuy to walk inside, but far too small for Captor. GalactiGuy looks up at Captor’s face questioningly. Could this be a trap? our hero wonders. Captor crouches and sticks his hand into the hole. Suddenly, the rocks surrounding the entry point rumble! The hole grow and rises, while the boulders and rocks only around the increasing hole rumble and move. When the hole is the height of Captor, it signals GalactiGuy to go through the now huge (to GalactiGuy, remember) hole. Our hero clutches his D-Blaster and slowly enters the hole, into what seems to him like seemingly endless darkness. Is this a trap? To be continued…