… when you run into someone who you haven’t seen in a while, sing this song:
Hey, chum have ya visited kennymartin.com?
The Writings of the Rat Fink, that website’s so fun!
It’s gotta lotta stories, it’s gotta movie too.
It’s also got some facts about astronomy, it’s true!
It’s all around entertaining, and not just for me
Go home; if ya like it tell your friend and that makes three.
kennymartin.coooooom! Yeah!
If I was kept prisoner on Kilzulahim,
In the galaxy north of Nebula Kozim,
I’d blow up a balloon, tie it ’round my chest.
I’d let out the air from the balloon I’d like best.
I’d fly and I’d soar all the way back to home.
At Earth I’d make jet packs. Galaxies I would roam.
If the weather get warmer, seventy is good,
Of all the things I could do, here are the things I would:
I would swim in a pool. I would run on the ground.
I would write many things. I would record my sound.
I’d leap. I’d hide. I’d bike. I’d throw.
I’d catch. I’d draw. I’d go go go go.
I’d film. I’d build. I’d do my work quickly.
I’d probably run till my sides would feel sickly.
Yeah, summer is great (As hot as it gets.)
See grandparents, visit lakes. Summer’s one of the best.
by Kenny, Anthony, and Vito
Some rockets are big,
Some rockets are small,
Some rockets are short,
And some rockets are tall!
Some are fast,
Some are slow,
Some fly high,
And some fly low.
Some fly near,
Some fly far,
They’re faster than
a boat or car.
They do not have
wheels or brakes,
They also don’t
make earthquakes.
Now I’ve told you
All I know
Believe me now,
I’m not a do-do!
A tiger was selfish,
He’d hit and he’d punch,
He always ate fish,
And he never missed lunch.
He ate up buildings and bridges and trees
He ate up a car and a truck,
He swallowed flies and things like bees,
and he always lay down in the muck.
He went to a farm,
He ate up a cow,
He swallowed a pig,
And a cat said Yow!
He went to a restaurant,
He bit up the cook,
He ate up the waitress,
And ripped up a cookbook
He went to a pet store,
He ate a toy steak,
And after it all,
He had a tummy ache.