Archive for May, 2008

The Giant Tape Worm, a legend

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008

Once there may have been a large tape worm, who ate everything in sight. It could swim on the surface of water like an alligator, and could stand on its end and be stories high. It lived in the amazon river and could slither in the jungles by the bank of the great river. There were few who dared even to see it, and none ever challenged it. That was the case, until…

It was slithering on the banks of the amazon, catching meals of large creatures, when a hunting group came through the brush some fifty feet away from the river’s edge. It stopped moving. Then, it slowly slithered around the tribe, camouflaging to avoid being spotted. It knew if it terrified them, they would run back to their village, leaving only a few for a meal. It also did not want any village or person to find out that it lived in the amazon. It slithered to the back of the line of the Nigura hunting group. It then slowly turned, and looked at the men.They were tall, strong, and looked much braver than any human he had ever seen. They marched in an orderly line and looked extremely disciplined. They had thick and sharp spears, big colorful shields and strong bows with the largest arrows it had ever seen. It looked at each of them, choosing victims. When its mind was made up, it crouched, then sprung! It twisted through the air towards the hunters. Its camouflage had ceased, and it hissed at the hunters. All of the men spun around just as the worm was descending. There was a great amount of noise. The group backed away, readying their spears. The great worm rose up on it end like a sea serpent coming out of the water. It sprung itself, as an immense coil of a spring would, towards a gathering group of men. The cluster dispersed in all directions, and it landed with a loud noise right where they had been.One hunter called everyone to follow him. This man was tall and well built. He charged forward, thrusting his spear in front of himself. The worm turned toward the man. For a moment, it felt fear, but quickly shook it off. It made itself rise to its highest extent, which was at least seven mens’ height! The advancing men following the strong one all stopped… except for the strong one. He took advantage of its vulnerable position and killed it with his spear. It screeched! Then it fell, hard and deafening. The ground shook. Everything was silent; then thunderous applause cheering for the man who killed the great tape worm.The End

Next time…

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008

… when you run into someone who you haven’t seen in a while, sing this song:

Hey, chum have ya visited kennymartin.com?
The Writings of the Rat Fink, that website’s so fun!
It’s gotta lotta stories, it’s gotta movie too.
It’s also got some facts about astronomy, it’s true!
It’s all around entertaining, and not just for me
Go home; if ya like it tell your friend and that makes three.
kennymartin.coooooom! Yeah! 

GalactiGuy #8

Monday, May 12th, 2008

… suddenly a small green light appears on the device, and a voice, deep and alieny, comes through the speaker,

“Welcome, GalactiGuy.” the voice says. GalactiGuy jumps back.

“Hold down the blue button to communicate to me. I’m in the other room, communicating to you with the device on the table,” the voice continues.

GalactiGuy steps toward the device, and holds down the blue button. “Um… hi.”

“Hello, my name is Rimbulik. I am a male of my kind. What brings you here and what is your name.” the voice says. Our hero now knows Rimbulik is Captor.

He presses the button again, “Before I answer you, can I call you Rumplestiltskin?”

“If it’s easier, though I don’t see why,” Rimbulik chuckles.

“Thanks. Ok, my name is GalactiGuy, and I’m here to explore.”

“I see. By the way, thank you for saving me Raxume, he’s fierce and one of the first who changed,” says Rumplestiltskin.

“Ah, don’t mention it,” says GalactiGuy, realizing that Challenger is Raxume. GalactiGuy asks, “What do you mean by changed?”

“Well, some of my friends, and many I don’t know personally have… well… become harsh, more and more violent as each day passes. I don’t know why it’s happened. Tell me, what did you do to those ruffians?”

“I… well… sort of made them stay still. They’ll be that way for an hour at least.” GalactiGuy says.

“Well, I’ve got to warn you,” Rumplestiltskin starts, “You must be more wary. Some elsewhere would have killed you by the time you set foot on their ground. Where do you come from? You’ve got no hair save that on your head, and you’ve got no horns or claws like some have.”

“I’m from the Earth. I’m an earthling. From the planet with blue and green,” GalactiGuy explains.

“Ah. You are fortunate,” Rumplestiltskin sounded happy. “Do you have a helper; someone who comes with you to explore?”

“No, but I have a friend back on Earth who makes my equipment for me,” GalactiGuy replies.

“Well, if you wish, I have met someone who is much like you and would make a perfect partner,” the alien replies. “Would you like that?”

“Sure, I guess,” says GalactiGuy. “Is he nice?”

“Oh, yes. He is very enjoyable to be around,” replies Rumplestiltskin. “I’ll contact him and tell you more later. Feel free to listen to the radio.”

The green light turns off, and, figuring “Rumplestiltskin” is off the line, he tunes the radio to “Saturn Sings.” After a while, the green light glows again and Rumplestiltskin’s voice is heard over the speaker,

“GalactiGuy, I talked him, and he’d love to be your partner. Where should I tell him to meet you? Where do you live?” GalactiGuy hesitates. What if Rumplestiltskin is evil? Rumplestiltskin notices GalactiGuy’s hesitation, and says,

“You have my word I will not tell any but him without your consent.” GalactiGuy still hesitates, but now remembers that Rumplestiltskin has saved him, so says, “Busyton.”

“Thank you,” replies Rumplestiltskin. “Just a moment.” A minute later, the alien’s voice comes in,

“Ok, GalactiGuy,…” But Rumplestiltskin never finishes that statement, because the roof high above vibrates slightly; thumping is heard high above. Aliens! Rouge they sound like to GalactiGuy’s ear; faint growling can be heard.

“GalactiGuy! I’m sending you a package of the devices on the table, but smaller, to your ship,” Rumplestiltskin says quickly. “Your partner is a bit odd, so I think you’ll find him where you’d least expect him. That’s all. Follow me!”

The green light disappears, and Rumplestiltskin gallops from the small room he was in. He darts from the huge chamber and out the door-like opening. GalactiGuy inflates his TZG boots and follows him. GalactiGuy follows Rumplestiltskin to an opening in the tunnel wall. They enter it, Rumplestiltskin presses a huge button, and they shoot up through a vertical tunnel our hero hadn’t noticed. It’s like an elevator, only super fast, thinks GalactiGuy. The alien roars get louder, then louder, then louder yet, then softer, then softer, then silent.

The elevator-like thing slows and stops. Rumplestiltskin gallops out of a similar opening, only this time it opens into a large room with giant doors on either end. Straight in front of them is a great window-like opening, and the alien speeds to it with GalactiGuy behind. From the window-ish opening GalactiGuy realizes that they are many stories up.

GalactiGuy notices the aliens that he passed to get to his ship are gone, and so are the ones near the miles-long crack, but the ones he “froze” high in the air are still there, and so is Raxume. Captor motions out the window. GalactiGuy is unsure of what to do, but looks and sees a small jet engine flying through the sky, carrying a box. Those machines that let me talk to him, thinks GalactiGuy. The huge hand of Rumplestiltskin then points to our hero’s ship. GalactiGuy thinks he understands, and he himself motions himself bouncing to the L.P.. Rumplestiltskin nods. GalactiGuy extra-inflates his boots and leaps out the window. The air whistles around him as he descends. Our hero hits the ground hard. Then he shoots into the air. Before he knows, GalactiGuy is over the hole, without the bridge he had used last time. By the time GalactiGuy gets to his ship, the box and jet engine have connected to the bottom of his ship. GalactiGuy looks back to see Rumplestiltskin waving to him. GalactiGuy waves back, then deflates his boots, jumps into the L.P., and shoots into the sky, and out of Ganymede. To be continued…

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Sunday, May 11th, 2008

Hi, all my adoring. “Haven’t posted in a while!” you yell at me. I know, I know. I’m currently having trouble with making that little space between each paragraph stay there; you know, “stay” separating the two paragraphs. My dad taught me a computer thing with the letter “B” and a couple other symbols around it. It was supposed to separate the paragraphs, which it did… for a while. It keeps on disappearing after I save [Insert Napoleon Dynamite sigh here.] Anyway, I’ll be posting a lot of stuff soon, hopefully. Maybe a little movie with breath-taking tree-trimmer action. Maybe a really long GalactiGuy episode. Maybe. Well, see ya.