Is he faster than sound waves? Is he wiser than Isaac Newton? Is he stronger than a earthquake? No! Then does that mean he’s slower than inching molasses, dumber than those Office Max calculators, and weaker than Elmo? He’s worse!! He is slower than a slugging snail, dumber than those watches with twenty twisters and pushers, weaker than Bugs Bunny, and he has an adjective for a name.
C’mon, man. I’m staying tuned!
Where does it say that?