Is he faster than a light particle? Is he smarter than Albert Einstein. Is he stronger than a semi. Well, no. He’s more like this. Slower than inching molasses, dumber than those Office Max calculators, weaker than Elmo. ODD, don’t you think? Your right! It is ODD. Isn’t he odd. ODD is very odd. Confused? Well, I’m not. After all, I’m the author of this story. He didn’t get his name on accident. Besides, who else has an adjective for a name.